Things I do when I freak out that I’m not making enough money:
Tina Detchon
May 27th, 2016
Ignore the fact that I am not making enough money,
Count up exactly how much I owe in student loans,
Whimper cry in the bathroom of my sad sorrows,
Hate every person who’s parents or beautifully socialist-like country paid for their higher education,
Pout,
Look for jobs online,
Get overwhelmed with my own ineptitude,
Thank my autocorrect for showing me how to spell ineptitude,
Consider becoming a nun,
Realize I would still owe student loans as a nun,
Consider marrying rich,
Whimper cry as I realize how single I am,
Binge stalk happy couples,
Do a jazzercise inspired dance in my room to any upbeat T-Swift song,
And, eventually, kinda feel better.